I swear this is happening to me again. Just more info when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.

• I really need to change my luck
• It must just be my imagination
• I need a vacation

You Won't Believe What Just Happened!

I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Did You See That?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of rabbits came out from behind a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and cars were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

Is This Really Happening?!

It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.

I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.

Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

I Can't Even!

You guys won't believe what just happened. Seriously, I feel I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just beyond belief.

• This is nuts
• Like, for real
• I need to document this

See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!

This Totally Boggles My Mind

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I try a different approach?